welcome to itchy crumb land-

Make your funk the P-Funk.

Home
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blank page
THE BAND
SONGS AND STUFF-nope.
NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING
SHOWS
PHOTOS

...It's asinine, but it works for some people.

HOW TO ACQUIRE OUR MERCHANDISE:

Take a normal T-shirt, pair of pants, hat, shoes, jacket, sticker, fridgemagnet, etc... (basically whatever you want) and a permanent marker. Write (BAND NAME) or some variation thereof (ie (BAND NAME) rocks, (BAND NAME) is better than most other bands, Bryan Adams sucks, etc) on the object and wear/use it with pride SUCKAZ!

Shoot man, you could have killed us all!